Listen, say what you will, Katy Perry’s Half Time Super-Bowl showstravaganza was a really big colorful beachball of FUN. There was a giant lion giving pony rides!
There was a crazy enchanted chess board.
But most importantly, there were dancing sharks
Considering the wacky mess that Super Bowl XXIiL!I#^XIV9 was, these sharks were a big, dancing, frivolous, nonsensical, toothy beacon of all that is American and shark like, and that is why I am here to petition that they be featured in our most beloved Shark Week. They would fit right in. Just… Ok, just look:
AND it all makes sense. I’ll be tuning in* whenever it is that Shark Week usually happens to see if the network that runs Shark Week takes my advice about how they should change their extremely successful week of programmed television.
*Note – I have never once witnessed actual Shark Week programming, but am confident that the direction I would like to take it in is the correct one for America as a people. I also plan on renaming it “Week of Sharkstravaganza” (boom, used that TWICE) and airing this clip as many times as will fit in a week.
Someone do the math on that. That’s like… Dozens of times.
God, I’m so excited.