It’s been a depressing couple of weeks. Everything going on in Ferguson is a nightmare that I can’t even begin to wrap my brain around and we’ve learned that Bill Cosby is a despicably evil monster (for a much more in depth take on that whole disgusting mess, check out Noah’s brilliant piece). But...
2014 November
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This author’s answer will blow your mind…but not for the reasons you think. 2014 will go down as the year in which your favorite celebrities either dropped dead or were exposed as, to paraphrase the post-Enlightenment thinker and moralist Piers Morgan, vile sex beasts. God help the internet if it ever comes out that...
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At this point I feel like we should call it Jurassic Pratt. When Jurassic Park 4 was first announced a few years back, it was a grown-worthy revelation. A series that has completely lost its footing and vision and has become just another CGI-laced action beast. Then I heard the premise for Jurassic World...
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I don’t scare easily. When you watch as many horror movies as I do, you become numb to a lot of the most common scare tactics. You always know when something is going to jump out from behind a corner, you can tell when the killer is going to strike, and you wait for...
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Earlier this week I wrote a little piece on how much I loved the first issue of Spider-Verse. Dan Slott has not let me down as the second issue in this massive Spidey crossover is starring my new favorite Spider-Man, Otto Octavius, The Superior Spider-Man. Just look at that guy! I love everything about...
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A blaze has burned through the Internet this week. That blaze is the power of Dragon Ball. For those who may not know December 3, 2014 marks the 30th anniversary of Akira Toriyama’s classic Manga-turned-Anime. As we get closer and closer to Dragon Ball’s 30th the DBZ camp has just announced a new film:...
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Universal Studios has been talking up their plan to create a shared universe, ala Marvel, with all their classic monsters for a while now. They’ve stated that Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, The Wolfman, The Mummy, The Invisible Man and maybe even Gill-man will all be sharing the screen in some capacity. I didn’t think this...
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Spider-Verse is one of two Marvel crossovers happening at this point in time. While Rick Remender’s Axis is taking care of yet another Avengers + X-Men or Avengers vs. X-Men crossover, Spider-Verse is completely contained within the universes of Spider-Man. In this case it’s Spider-Men or Spider-People. Imagine if every Spider-Man/Person had the chance...
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If you frequent any entertainment websites, you’ve undoubtedly stumbled across an article on Serial, the true crime podcast that, if you’ll forgive the cliche, everyone is talking about. You probably gave the article a cursory look, discovered it was about a podcast and concluded that you don’t have time for such things. You’re already three...
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Yesterday it was announced that Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell are finally resurrecting the horror genre’s most bumbling and idiotic hero. Fans of The Evil Dead franchise have been clamoring for Ash’s return for years and Raimi and Campbell kept promising we hadn’t seen the last of him. How would they bring him back was...
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