The long awaited adaptation of Stephen King’s The Dark Tower arrives in theaters in two weeks and based on all the trailers and marketing we’ve seen there seems…reason to be wary. More than reason actually. And more than wary. The trailers are…underwhelming to say the least and the heavy marketing push that one would expect...
2017 July
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Setting: The break room of a depressing office building. Charles, a high functioning alcoholic, sits alone nursing a cup of coffee and fighting a massive hangover. He scrolls through his phone and continually loosens his tie. Enter Daniel, a low functioning alcoholic who has bits of egg on his face. He seems very upset....
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When it comes to zombies, there are certain things that we consider integral to the lore behind them: they move slowly, destroying their brain is the only way to kill them, you’ll turn into one of them if they bite you, they’re hungry for human flesh, and they’re nothing but cannon fodder on The...
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